you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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