I cockslap morals
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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