did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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