Three words: puerto rican gang bang
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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