Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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