Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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