Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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