Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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