An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
