why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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