Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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