Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You took a bar mat shot.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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