the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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