whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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