Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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