some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
honey bunches of taint.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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