Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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