Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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