We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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