: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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