I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he shaved USA in his pubs
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
