I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
ttyl tear gas
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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