Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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