I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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