We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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