her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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