I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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