I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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