Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
BRING THE BAGELS
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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