Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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