:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
