im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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