Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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