The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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