What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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