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i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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