i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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