we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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