That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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