Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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