I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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