I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i just google imaged poop.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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