just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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