Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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