If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
