I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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