i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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