Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Randomize
