yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
You brought string cheese to the strip club
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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