Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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