return my video game
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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