I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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