guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
tell me about the fingering
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